I See London, I See France...

...I See CCTV Underpants

Chinese and its many homophones can be source of great amusement.

The new CCTV building has been nicknamed the “Big Underpants” building because of its shape (see self explanatory picture below!) but it is also a pun on the word hemorrhoids. Zhichuang (智窗) means “Knowledge Window” while Zhichuang (痔疮) means “Hemorrhoids” (if you don’t see characters on your browser… trust me it’s just a question of different characters sounding the same!). And the main reason for the naming Zhichuang:

1. CCTV is the national TV broadcaster, an important window for broadcasting information and knowledge to the entire country and the world.
2. The central part of the new building's polygon shape gives it the appearance of a giant window
3. The whole building looks like the legs and buttocks of a person who is squatting, and the name Zhichuang is also a homophone for zhichuang or hemorrhoids.

CCTV office has said that the final name has not yet been confirmed but some of the names Beijing considered are:

• Harmonious Gate (和谐之门)
• Happy Geometry (幸福几何)
• Peak of the Ages (时代尖峰)
• New Angle (新视角)
• TV Magic Cube or TV Rubik's Cube （TV魔方)
• Future Window (未来之窗)
• Great Gate of Luck (幸运大门)
• Pattern Space (样式空间, untranslatable pun in Chinese for CCTV)
• 3D Window (多维窗).



Dutch architect Rem Koolhaas has said of the work that the “square circle expresses a kind of unity of the production process, the thought it expresses encourages connections and opposes isolation” (?!)

“Great Underpants” is my personal favorite!!

Cheap Or...

...Not Cheap

Most of the time we are enjoying our time in China even though sometime the cultural differences are overwhelming, for the most part life in Beijing is pleasant mostly due to the cheap cost of daily life (apart from the western type grocery shopping – the kids have got to have their Nutella!!). I’ve already talked several times about our lunches in nice western restaurants (and I’m not even talking about nice but cheap Chinese restaurants) for a fraction of the price that we would pay back in Europe or even the endless possibility of having handmade outfits (and I’m not going to even mention the endless copycat at the local markets!). So it was with a surprise that I read a couple of days ago “Beijing more expensive than Hong Kong for Expat?”

Beijing has for the first time become more expensive than Hong Kong for foreigners as a result of surging inflation on the mainland and appreciation of the yuan.
Rising costs pushed Beijing up to 31st place from 101st a year ago and Shanghai to 35th place from 106th, according to the survey by London-based ECA International, which advises companies globally on international assignments. […]
Hong Kong fell in the rankings to 97th spot in the latest survey, which compares a basket of 125 consumer goods and services commonly purchased by expatriates in more than 370 locations worldwide.
Volatile exchange rates stemming from the global financial crisis also mean London and Seoul are no longer among the top 10 most expensive locations for expatriates.
Meanwhile, Japanese cities have returned to upper end of the league table.[…]
Angola's capital Luanda remains the costliest place for foreigners. That is mainly because certain items and brands typically required by expatriates are not readily available and therefore very expensive.
Moscow has replaced Oslo as Europe's most costly location while a strong yen has made Tokyo the second-most expensive city in the world, up from 13th position a year ago.[…]
Such sharp currency swings create a challenge for companies remunerating expat packages, most of which are based on an expat's home currency, says ECA. […]
The survey does not cover the cost of accommodation, school fees or car purchases, which ECA says are usually compensated for separately in expatriate packages. […]
While a handful of African cities featured in the top 20, Africa is also home to the cheapest location for foreigners, Maseru in Lesotho.

(Great) Deal or No Deal?

Need to choose carefully for our next assignment. Don’t want to end up in Luanda, Angola (most expensive place to live) instead of Maseru, Lesotho (Cheapest location)… On a second thought, don’t think I want to go to either of those locations!

Holiday Season...

...Is Back Upon Us

Many Chinese people who have left their hometowns to work in other places in China must “return home” to visit their families and celebrate the holiday together. This happens every year and most people travel by taking the train. Train tickets can only be sold and purchased a maximum of 10 days before the desired departure date and there are only a limited amount of tickets available. Also there are no return-tickets and tickets must be bought in the city of departure (talk about a weird system!!). This is one reason why many people must line up and wait many long hours (or days) so they can buy a train ticket to go home for Spring Festival, which is January 25 this year. Here are some pictures of the lines and people waiting to buy train tickets.

Is it me or is it crowded ?

After waiting for hours (or days) you are so happy you have a ticket in your hand and now you cannot wait to make the (long) journey home in a very, very busy train:

I cannot find my reserved seat

Half a Decade

...Not Quite Half a Dozen Yet

My baby is a “whole hand” old!

No picture, please

Deep Down, Beijing Really...

...Wants To Be Paris!

These red bicycles seem to be popping out at every corner of the streets… I haven’t seen anyone ride any of them yet. I didn’t find anything anywhere that can explain this sudden explosion of bikes and I didn’t get a chance to ask around either. Well maybe we can find out when our next guests are coming… Andrea, Adam do you want to ride a bike in Beijing?

Velib' in red

In another part of Beijing, I drove past this new hotel (well it opened for the Olympics) and noticed that the building had a Parisian (Haussmann) kind of feel.

Grand Paris Pekin

The Legendale Hotel Beijing has 390 luxury rooms including 81 suites, 79 opulent serviced apartments and 126 private residential apartments. Inspired by the palatial architecture of Southern Europe, the hotel’s exterior is filled with neo-classical style. The multiple-domed roof is topped with decorative turrets is reminiscent of an elegant 19th century building in downtown Paris. The breathtaking hotel lobby features a 17-story atrium. Gilded staircases wind skywards, creating a theatre-like ambiance, with elaborate balconies at each level. Mirroring the loftiness of the entrance, the elegant design of the guestrooms and suites are amongst the most elegance in Beijing. With stylish decorations and high ceilings, the hotel rooms feature an abundance of natural light and generous floor space. Imported from Europe, antique furniture and decorations are featured throughout the hotel to create a truly opulent and neo-classical ambiance. Fabrics are rich in texture and color, creating an elegant and instantly-tactile experience. (http://us.legendalehotel.com/)

Thank Goodness

...For DVDs

Two years ago I wrote a post on movies that made it to the Chinese movie theaters.
After some digging around I found the list of the 44 foreign films that were released in Beijing’s cinemas in 2008.

Only one French film made the cut (“Asterix and the Olympics”) and surprisingly 5 German movies (didn’t know that they had such a following in China!)

• Jan: The Pursuit of Happyness; My Blueberry Nights;
• Feb: Becoming Jane
• Mar: Atonement; Salir Pitando (Spanish) ; The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep; Le Grand Chef (Shishen Zhengba 食神争霸) (Korean); National Treasure: Book of Secrets; 10,000 BC; Golden Compass
• Apr: The Children of Huang Shi (Huang Shi de Haizi 黄石的孩子); Taken; The Forbidden Kingdom (Gongfu Zhiwang 功夫之王); Spiderwick Chronicle; Iron Man
• May: D-War (Korean); Vinci (Polish 2004); Fast Track: No Limits (German); Fool's Gold; 27 Dresses
• Jun: Kungfu Panda; The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian; Fast Track: No Limits (German)
• Jul: Hancock; Butterfly on a Wheel (危情24小时 Weiqing 24 xiaoshi); Step Up 2 the Streets
• Aug: Speed Racer; The Incredible Hulk
• Sep: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor; Flood (UK); Mee-Shee: The Water Giant (深湖巨兽 Shenhu Jushou) (Canada); The Challenge (终极挑战 Zhongji Tiaozhan) (German – 2005); Asterix and the Olympics (France)
• Oct: Journey to the Center of the Earth 3-D; Hui Buh: The Castle Ghost (呆呆精灵 Daidai Jingling) (Germany); Wanted; Autobahnraser (Germany –2004); Waiting in Beijing (JV)
• Nov: 007: Quantum of Solace; Babylon AD; Hell Boy 2: The Golden Army
• Dec: Next; Bolt; Joulutarina (Finland)

Thankfully we have an almost endless selection of DVDs

Wei Er Kang Mu

...You Mean "Welcome"?

Last month the shop owners of Lady Street or Nu Ren Jie (One of Beijing’s famous shopping area for clothes, shoes and also famous for its flower market -no ladies for sale!-) were given a pamphlet with 18 common English phrases, written in Chinese characters to sound like the expressions. Hence the “喂儿 康目” or “Wei Er Kang Mu” supposedly sounding like “Welcome”.

The pamphlet, handed out to shop owners earlier this week, is the latest move by the local authorities to promote English usage in the area to boost business during tough economic times - and made even more pressing with the opening of the new US embassy complex last month, vendors said.
Employees of the 700-odd shops in Lady Street will have to pass an exam on the English phrases in three months if they want to continue working in the area,.
There will also be an hour of English broadcasts on speakers in the market at 9 am every morning and oral English lessons for employees in the near future..

But it seems that customers were driven away by the efforts made by the shopkeepers. While some of them are optimistic about the latest campaign others worried about their future because they know few Chinese characters except their name, let alone English.

I can speak bad English really good

I Had An Epiphany*

...I Mean It's The Epiphany

Even in China, and thanks to the French Bakery “Comptoirs de France”, we can pass French traditions to our kids!

Epiphany (greek for for "to manifest" or "to show"), is a Christian feast day which celebrates the revelation of God in Human form in the person of Jesus Christ. Epiphany falls on January 6.

In France, on Epiphany people eat the “galette des Rois” (a king of King Cake). Tradition holds that the cake is “to draw the kings” to the Epiphany. A figurine/trinket (usually a porcelain figurine of a king) or a bean is hidden in the cake and the person who finds the trinket “la fève” (literally the broad bean) in their slice becomes king for the day and will have to offer the next cake. A paper crown is included with the cake to crown the "king" who finds the fève in their piece of cake. To ensure a random distribution of the cake shares, it is traditional for the youngest person to place themselves under the table and name the recipient of the share which is indicated by the person in charge of handing out the pieces of cake.

flaky puff pastry layers with a dense center of frangipane

* Epiphany: the sudden realization or comprehension of the essence or meaning of something.

Coincidence...

...Maybe Not

“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"
Charles Caleb Colton (1780-1832)

Down the street from our apartment complex a branch of a sandwich restaurant/cafe Panino Giusto finally opened after months of anticipation –will it or will it not open before the Olympics? (It did not).

But the reason for this post is not as much as the opening (no matter how thrilled we are) but the surprise on our return from the States when we found in our mailbox a menu from a place we thought we knew. But upon better inspection we realized that this café was not the one we thought but another one just down the original one:

Should I Stay or...

...Should I Go?

To start the New Year with some humor here’s a picture taken last year that made me go back and check if I was indeed where I thought I was:

And I use this...how?

Found in the FEMALE side of the public toilet in a newly opened mall in Beijing

I'll Be Back...

...In 2009

Taking some time off to be Merry...!!!

Ever 'Green' Christmas...

This is the design of He Linkan, a fourth-year student from the Academy of Arts and Design at Tsinghua University and the winner of this year’s green Christmas tree design competition.

“The idea is to combine a green idea with creative design and encourage young people to think about how they feel about this festival. It’s not just a Christmas tree”.

Made up of a network of wires with tiny LEDs, over 6,000 corks and masses of empty wine bottles, it is definitely an unusual Christmas tree, especially as someone has to peddle the adjoining bicycle to create enough energy to power the lights

You want to see the lights, you'd better work for it!

J-200

...or D-200

No matter what you say: "Jour" or "Day": the countdown has started....

So many things to do... So little time

Going To The Antipodes...

...Well Not Quite

As we are closing our luggage for our Christmas vacation to the other side of the (big) pond (aka the Pacific Ocean) it reminded me of something I read a few months ago about antipodes.

There is an informal and anecdotal belief among Americans that if you dig a hole deep enough, eventually you would come out in China. This is theoretically possible if the hole is angled in the right way, but if you dig straight down and through the exact center of the earth from anywhere in the 48 contiguous United States, you'd come out in the Indian Ocean. Only in parts of Argentina or Chile would a straight hole emerge in China.

We have actually lived at the antipodes of the world since China and Argentina are at the opposite side of the globe and we've visited two antipodes cities: Santiago in Chile and Xian in China.

To check out antipodes cities:
http://www.antipodemap.com/,
http://www.antipodr.com/,
http://www.zefrank.com/sandwich/tool.html

FYI!!!
Gibraltar is antipodal to a land location on Great Barrier Island about 130 km from Auckland, New Zealand. This illustrates the old bromide that the sun never set on the British Empire; the sun still does not set on the British Commonwealth.

The northern part of New Caledonia, still an overseas territory of France, is antipodal to some thinly-populated desert in Mauritania, a part of the former French West Africa. As with the British Empire, the sun never set on the French Empire at its peak, either.

Were You Really Good..

...This Year?

Santa is coming in less than 2 weeks… did you send him your letter?

This is the letter my well-organized nephew/godson (I think he’s really my son but born to my sister… there is no way he is related to her, really!) sent to (the French) Santa.

Dear Santa, For Christmas I would like this...also this... and this...

Finally this.. for a total of €115.43

Pictures and prices included so there is no mistake possible and Santa knows where he stands budget wise!

Camera, Smile...

...Action

December means one thing if you have kids: Christmas show school performances.

When you may think it must not be easy for the kids to perform in front of an audience (no matter how won over they are from the beginning –they are the parents/grandparents/relatives after all) the toughest part of the night is played by those same parents because let me tell you something: It’s war. The best paparazzi in Hollywood must be parents and have learned their craft on those school performances. There are some pushing and pulling from everybody to take the best pictures of their prodigies (or someone else for that matter –you never know there might be the next Oscar’s winner in those budding actors). So no matter what the directions from the headmaster have been (no flashes, nobody on the aisles, etc…), it’s kill or be killed and it can feel like Oscar’s night on the red carpet in schools around the world when you see parent’s behavior as soon as you give them a camera/video. I’ve witnessed more bad behaviors from the parents than from the kids (the smaller the kids the worst behave the parents ).

Good thing that the kids don’t give an acceptance speech or it would go somewhere like this:

“I would like to thanks my parents without whom I wouldn’t be here in (insert the country) today, my ayi for raising me while my parents are out taking full advantage of their time in the city, my driver for countless waiting hours, my school friends who welcomed me unconditionally when I arrived in the middle of the school year and let’s not forget my teachers and teacher assistants for their undivided patience while I’m developing my craft. Thank you, Thank you”

Tough crowd!

It doesn't matter because I am the mother of the futur(s) Oscar's winner(s) of course!

Coincidence...

...Maybe Not

The French Embassy’s web site is blocked in China. Wonder if it has anything to do with the French President latest meeting in Poland this weekend… you know who I’m talking about!

I guess I shouldn’t venture to the Louis Vuitton’s store in the next few days (read: Carrefour!)

not so un-common screen

It’s definitely not a maintenance problem

How To Please...

...The In-Laws

Being in a multi-cultural relationship myself it is always interesting to see/read how other people deal with it…. This is one of the funniest things I read about cross cultural relationship in China.
I’ve copied the entire post just in case the link doesn’t work. It’s a MUST read.

The following event happened last week. I retell it only because it’s one of the funniest stories ever. Last week was Chinese national holiday. Everyone in China, besides people that get paid under the table, people that want to make overtime pay and people in the service industry have the entire week off. I could write an entire article just about my opinions on everyone in China having a forced holiday at the same time but for the sake of this funny story, I will let it go. You know where I stand on that.

I work for Tapulous and like everyone else in the world, we don’t do that (take Chinese national holiday vacations). So although my friends were off and JJ was off, I was still a working man. On Wednesday, JJ decided to invite her parents over to the apartment for lunch. They arrived early in the morning and stayed for the rest of the day. The ayi (our housekeeper) came for lunch and cooked for everyone. The tension in the house always rises when Mama and the ayi are in the same room. They have a sense of competition that they both will not admin and they are constantly watching over each other, asking me who’s food is better, who does a better job at one thing or another. It’s quite funny.

Anyway, as I said, it was a working day, so I spent most of the time in my office, secluded from the others. As evening approached, we debated over whether or not they should cook, I should cook or if we should go to a restaurant. I finally suggested to go to this new local place I found with my friend George a few weeks ago that has some killer fried eggplant.
We ate dinner and had a nice meal. The restaurant is about a ten minute walk from my apartment, near the big Cloud Nine mall beside the closest subway station. The food was good and considering the location, the prices are really reasonable. I made sure to pay for the meal, since Baba always tries to pay for meals whenever we all go out. When we finally finished it was relatively late, like 8pm. They wanted to just walk around in the mall, so I obliged and we did that for like an hour until that got old. We debated some more about what to do, since it was starting to get late. I suggested to go get a massage and after more begging, they agreed and we went to the massage parlor near my apartment and got an hour back massage, which ended up being so so. I was not too impressed with this place this time.
By the time the night was finishing up and the massage was over, it was quite late, around 10:30pm. The parents live in a slightly remote part of Shanghai, only accessible by bus or taxi, and they always refuse to take a taxi because its too expensive (even if I offer to pay). I told JJ to tell them to just stay the night at our house, that made the most sense and it was totally fine by me (and of course by JJ). We do have an extra room and I did buy this couch bed for this very reason. So it only made sense for them to stay, especially since it was holiday and JJ was not working.

Here comes the kicker. They were at first totally against it. Why, you might ask? Well it was not for the normal reasons you might imagine, such as ‘we don’t want to intrude’, ‘we have plans tomorrow morning’, we simply want to get home’, ‘we don’t like the couch bed’. None of these things mattered to them. Instead, the issue at hand was literally:
We don’t know if we want to stay because the toilet paper I buy is too soft for them and they really don’t like using it.
Now lets get the facts straight. I am not a freak or anything. I buy what I consider to be normal toilet paper, you know the middle-of-the-road priced roll you buy in packs at the store. I don’t even go top of the line (because I’m too cheap). So what in the world could be wrong with my toilet paper?
Well, it turns out they really cannot use the ‘Western’ style toilet paper. They only use the toilet paper sheets that are a darker shade of brown, more rough and stacked on top of each other. A good comparison would be the toilet paper you’d find at a public restroom in a gas station, you know, the ones that require a key and have the toiler paper dispenser that spits out paper that resembles paper towels more than toiler paper.
So not only do they prefer to use this kind of toilet paper, but they went to the extreme of this opinion and considered traveling an hour on a bus all the way back home at 10:30pm to avoid using my ’soft’, more expensive toilet paper, if, heaven forbid, they needed to take a trip to the WC. Fortunately, they are not just totally insane (I say that with the best intentions). They decided that if they could find a local convenient store that sold their ‘favorite’ style toilet paper, they would agree to spend the night. And what do you know, they found such a store, purchased a little travel pack and was ready to go.
Now I respect cultural values, tradition, holidays, beliefs, all that jazz. But this to me was an altogether new level. How could one actually prefer the toilet paper that I (and I assume most people in the US) despise? Can you imagine actually buying that crap at the store? Can you imagine actually buying that crap at the store in a toilet paper section that sold shelves and shelves of ‘comfortable’, ’soft’, ‘rolled’ toilet paper? Now can you imagine actually not staying at your child’s apartment at 10:30pm because they only buy the soft toilet paper? LOL. Oh my god, that cracks me up just thinking about it.
I guess that proves that no matter how ridiculous and strange something is to me, tradition is always all-powering.

Wonder if I have the same problem with my in-laws. Cindy/Phil, Don/Patty do you like the toilet paper when you come visit? Any other things you might want to tell me after 10 years (well technically 17!) and since we are going to stay with the family in the States over the Christmas Holiday, I want to state right now that I don’t have anything to say about THEIR toilet paper!

And you, do you hang it the right way or the wrong way?

Not Only Good For Gambling...

...The Food Is Also Top Rated Now

Michelin launch its first guide to Hong Kong and Macau.

The edition is Michelin's first foray into China, the second Asian country it has featured since Japan.

World-renowned good food guide Michelin has given its coveted three-star rating (its top recognition meaning "exceptional cuisine, worth a special journey") to a Chinese chef for the first time. Chef Chan Yan-tak from Cantonese cuisine restaurant Lun King Heen (“View of the dragon”) in the Four Seasons Hotel was honored in Michelin's first-ever guide to Hong Kong and Macau.

Renowned French chef Joel Robuchon's restaurant Robuchon a Galera, in Macau's Grand Lisboa casino resort, was awarded the only other three stars in the guide.

The review also recommends restaurants in the "Bib Gourmand" section, which highlights establishments offering value for money. But it has also stirred controversy. Michelin executives revealed that only two of the 12 inspectors who had visited more than 1,000 restaurants anonymously since last November were Chinese. Jean-Luc Naret, director, Michelin guide, said: "You do not have to be French to understand French cuisine and you do not have to be Chinese to understand Chinese cuisine."

The Michelin guide originated in France more than 100 years ago and has become the "bible" for food connoisseurs.


Good to know:

• "Michelin Guide Hong Kong Macau 2009" is the first bilingual Michelin guide. It includes 251 establishments (202 restaurants) with a total of 22 starred-restaurants in Hong Kong and 6 in Macau. (2 three-starred, 8 two-starred; and 18 one-starred)
• Michelin publishes 26 guides covering 23 countries in Europe, the USA and Asia.
• Tokyo retained its crown as the world’s most Michelin-starred city (227 stars to the 173 restaurants), with more starred establishments than Paris (96), London (52) and New York (56) combined.
• There are currently only 75 restaurants in the world with a 3 star attached.
• French chef Joel Robuchon holds 24 Michelin stars, more than any other chef in the world. His nearest rivals are fellow Frenchman Alain Ducasse who has 16, Britain's Gordon Ramsay with 12 and the US's Thomas Keller with seven.
• 6 out of 28 rated restaurants were French cuisine (1 three-star; 3 two-star and 2 one-star) the others were mostly Cantonese with some Shanghainese and Beijingnese (just saying....!!)
  

Another Little Red Book!!!

(source: Channel News Asia, Caterer Search, RFI)

Chinese Torture...

...No, Only A Tongue Twister!

“Tongue Twisters are phrases or sentences which are hard to speak fast, usually because of alliteration or a sequence of nearly similar sounds”.

Well almost every word has a nearly similar sound in Chinese! (There are approximately 1,700 possible syllables in Mandarin, which compares with over 8,000 in English. As a result, there are many homophones - syllables which sound the same but mean different things)

四是四。十是十。十四是十四。四十是四十。
sì shì sì. shí shì shí. shísì shì shísì. sìshí shì sìshí.
(Four is four. Ten is ten. Fourteen is fourteen. Forty is forty)

妈妈骑马, 马慢, 妈妈骂马。
māma qí mǎ, mǎ màn, māma mà mǎ.
(Mom ride a horse, the horse is slow, mom insult the horse)

四十四隻死獅子
sìshísì zhī sǐ shīzi
(44 solitary dead lions)

Like any tongue twister it doesn’t translate well!

Now repeat after me:

The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.


"She sells sea shells":
Sister Sue sells sea shells.
She sells sea shells on shore.
The shells she sells.
Are sea shells she sees.
Sure she sees shells she sells.

And did you know that the sign language equivalent of a tongue twister is called a finger fumbler. The phrase “Good blood, bad blood” is a tongue-twister in English as well as a finger-fumbler in ASL.

A Giant Octopus...

...Attacked Jeffrey

Jeffrey is fond of the massages here (actually having one as I’m typing this!) but a couple of days ago he decided to go onto the next step of the TCM* or Traditional Chinese Medicine (中医 - Zhong1Yi1).

Looking like he was coming down with a cold, the secretaries at his office told him he should go and have a massage (like he needed to be pushed!)…as he entered the massage parlor coughing the “masseuse” took upon herself to fix him!

This is the result of cupping (NOT an octopus attack!).

Cupping (拔罐) is a method of treating disease that is caused by local congestion but placing several glass "cups" (open spheres) on the body. A match is lit and placed inside the cup and then removed before placing the cup against the skin. The resulting effect is the burning of oxygen within the cup, creating a relative vacuum that allows the cup to stick to the skin via suction.

The underlying tissue is drawn up into the jar forming an area of blood stasis. This appears to bruise the area, or at least turn it a bright red. The amount of dark red or even purple blood drawn to the surface indicates the degree of stagnation. Dark blood is a sign of stagnation, which in many cases in modern terms is the amount of toxins in the blood. These bruises are not dangerous and disappear in a few days.

Cupping is generally indicated in the treatment of Arthritic pain, abdominal pain, stomach ache, indigestion, headache, hypertension, common cold, cough, low back pain, painful menstruation, insect and poisonous snake bite.

* FYI: Traditional Chinese Medicine is largely based on the philosophical concept that the human body is a small universe with a set of complete and sophisticated interconnected systems, and that those systems usually work in balance to maintain the healthy function of the human body. The balance of yin and yang is considered with respect to qi ("breath", "life force", or "spiritual energy"), blood, jing ("kidney essence", including "semen"), other bodily fluids, the five elements, emotions and the soul or spirit (shen). TCM has a unique model of the body, notably concerned with the meridian system. Unlike the Western anatomical model which divides the physical body into parts, the Chinese model is more concerned with function. Thus, the TCM spleen is not a specific piece of flesh, but an aspect of function related to transformation and transportation within the body, and of the mental functions of thinking and studying. (source: Wikipedia)

It's Getting Cold...

...In Here!

The Beijing Bureau of Meteorology released an alert at 5pm yesterday - the first of its kind since 2004 - warning of a "cold wave" that will result in temperatures in the capital plummeting to -9°C overnight. According to the forecast, force 5 to 6 north winds will begin buffeting the city tonight and during the day tomorrow the temperature is unlikely to rise above 0 ℃. According to authorities, the cold front will only affect Beijing for the next couple of days and temperatures are likely to rebound over the weekend. That said, they're unlikely to reach the relatively mild temperatures we've been experiencing lately.

Brrrr...

According to the Chinese agricultural calendar, this Sunday (December 7th) is the seasonal marker of “Da4 Xue3 -大雪” (major snow) . It will be the major snow season of snowstorms in full swing. The “daxue” will be followed but this jie qui (seasonal segments):

• December 22: Dong1 Zhi4 - 冬至 or Winter Solstice (winter extreme)
• January 6: Xiao3 Han2 - 小寒 or Minor Cold (cold start to become unbearable)
• January 20: Da4 Han2 - 大寒 or Major Cold (coldest time of the year).

The Sky Is Happy

...It's Smiling

Jeffrey took this picture a couple of nights ago and I found out afterwards that the phenomenon of three celestial bodies so close together only occurs once a year. A smiley face with the eyes of Venus and Jupiter and a friendly little smile from the crescent moon graced the sky of Beijing. Good thing that Beijing reached its target of blue sky of the year (already 256 by the end of November compare to 100 in 1998!) or we wouldn’t have been able to see it!!

The moon is meeting Venus and Jupiter

However, despite the introduction of traffic restrictions, December is probably not going to be a great month for blue skies. December is normally the worst time for Beijing's air quality. The index hit 500 back in 2006 and in 2007 the index hit 421 in late December and then peaked at 500 a few days after Christmas.

Since Celine* Didn't Come...

...I'll Go See Kylie!

Last night, me and 6,000 of my closest friends (a good mix of Westerners and Chinese) went to see 凯丽米洛- Kai2 Li4 Mi2Luo4 at Beijing Workers’ Gymnasium.

The world’s finest derriere, dressed in Jean-Paul Gaultier, started her concert at 8:02 (first time I went to a concert which started on time!) and opened for herself (like that I was sure to be in my bed by midnight!). The show was incredible. The audience ranged from young children with parents to older ones (I place myself halfway in between these two populations).

“In the first half of concert the crowd seems coolly detached with the entire auditorium seated and the dancing was limited to almost imperceptible head bobs and the odd hand clap but by the end of the show the entire auditorium was on its feet, waving its hands in unison and dancing like it’s been transported to the 80’s”

She even said the obligatory few words in the language where the concert is performed. She was apparently happy to be here: Jintian, wo hen gaoxing

the photo that prove I was there

* that’s Celine Dion, not me!

World AIDS Day

Today is the 21st annual World AIDS Day.

Guangzhou Daily reported that 40 sex workers in Guangzhou took an oath yesterday, swearing to use condoms during their professional like:

Health is wealth, the basic guarantee of happiness. For the health and happiness of ourselves and others, from now on we will use condoms. We will insist on them every time!

The Ministry of Health stated that 264,302 people in China have contracted HIV, and that 77,753 are AIDS patients. The Ministry, in coordination with the WHO, estimates that there are about 700,000 HIV carriers in China, and that 440,000 of them are not aware that they are infected.

Insiders Look At...

...The Internet In China

This is a special post for my Geek friends living outside China. Firefox has a plug-in (China Channel) so that you can experience using the internet behind the Great (Fire)Wall of China without leaving the comfort of your own home….It’s a great way to save you a lot of money on plane tickets!

It will slow down your browsing and even makes some web sites inaccessible for no discernible reason. After installation, getting to experience Web surfing the way the Chinese do isn't hard at all. Users have three ways to activate China Channel: via the China Channel toolbar, a navigation bar button that you must drag and drop onto the bar to get access to, and a status bar button. The buttons function by opening a menu, from which you choose to switch from None to the China Channel. Much like the IE Tab extension, the page will then render as if your IP address is inside China.
The toolbar is interesting for a slightly different workflow that results in a Web page that informs you of your IP address and its country of origin. Choose the China Channel from the drop down, and then hit the big red Go button. With China Channel activated, the page will declare that the plug-in has been activated. Switch back to None and refresh the page, and it changes to reflect your proxy server-free surfing experience.

The tool makes a point of just how severe Internet censorship is in China, going beyond government hot-topic issue like T1bet and T1ann@men Squ@are to that of Wikipedia or even my Blog*, which as you know has highly sensitive material (where to shop, where to eat, who is the town best hairdresser…). Sensitive material seems to be permanently blocked; the 30,000 employees of the Great Firewall appear to apply their censorship in a more arbitrary manner for less topical web sites.

* Wikipedia and my Blog are not censored as I’m writing this but might be in a few hours minutes!

Tried And Tested For You...

...The Chinese Hairdresser

A couple of months ago I tried the local hairdresser. No, I didn’t go for a haircut, they wouldn’t know what to do with my kind of hair. I started slow with a wash, dry and brush: at 30-50 RMB (€3-5 or $5-7) for all that one would be foolish to restrain oneself!!!

First I needed to choose my hairdresser; so I pointed to the guy, as instructed by Violaine the expert in hair, who is the best at unruly hair. But she didn’t warn me about the special way of washing your hair they have here. So I had to go back to have an opportunity to take a picture.

Not one of my best picture!

And just like in the magazine makeover session, the before and after shot:

worthy of Vogue?

The length I go to write those posts is unbelievable.

A Day To...

...Give Thanks

This year Thanksgiving would be a lot like 2006, Jeff is having (hopefully) turkey on his flight back from France. No Grandma’s turkey for us like last year!

No this is not a picture of me in a bikini!

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

On a side note:
And we thought shopping in China was dangerous…

Wal-Mart Employee Trampled to Death
The throng of Wal-Mart shoppers had been building all night, filling sidewalks and stretching across a vast parking lot at the Green Acres Mall in Valley Stream, N.Y. At 3:30 a.m., the Nassau County police had to be called in for crowd control, and an officer with a bullhorn pleaded for order. […] By 4:55, with no police officers in sight, the crowd of more than 2,000 had become a rabble, and could be held back no longer. Fists banged and shoulders pressed on the sliding-glass double doors, which bowed in with the weight of the assault. Six to 10 workers inside tried to push back, but it was hopeless. Suddenly, witnesses and the police said, the doors shattered, and the shrieking mob surged through in a blind rush for holiday bargains. One worker, Jdimytai Damour, 34, was thrown back onto the black linoleum tiles and trampled in the stampede that streamed over and around him. Others who had stood alongside Mr. Damour trying to hold the doors were also hurled back and run over, witnesses said. […] he had been fatally injured, the police said,[…] and he was pronounced dead an hour later […] Four other people, including a 28-year-old woman who was described as eight months pregnant, were treated at the hospital for minor injuries.[…] Some shoppers who had seen the stampede said they were shocked. One of them said the crowd had acted like “savages.” Shoppers behaved badly even as the store was being cleared. “When they were saying they had to leave, that an employee got killed, people were yelling, ‘I’ve been on line since yesterday morning”. “They kept shopping.” […] Ugly shopping scenes, a few involving injuries, have become commonplace during the bargain-hunting ritual known as Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving. […] Witnesses said the crowd outside Wal-Mart began gathering at 9 p.m. on Thursday. The night was not bitterly cold, and the early mood was relaxed. By the early morning hours, the throngs had grown, and officers of the Fifth Precinct of the Nassau County Police Department, who patrol Valley Stream, were out in force, checking on crowds at the mall.

This gives a new meaning to Black Friday. The Friday after America’s Thanksgiving marks what is traditionally the busiest retail day of the year, kicking off the Christmas shopping season.

Confucius Temple...

...Checked Of The List!

I’m starting a “to-do-before-we-leave” list and a couple of days ago I decided to tackle the task of visiting one of the few main temple I haven’t seen yet

First of all some background check:
Who is 孔夫子 Kong3Fu1Zi3 which literally mean Master Kong? His actual name was 孔丘, Kong3 Qiu1. He was born on September 28, 551 BC and died in 479 BC. He was a Chinese thinker and social philosopher whose teachings and philosophy have deeply influenced Chinese, Korean, Japanese and Vietnamese thought and life. His philosophy emphasized personal and governmental morality, correctness of social relationships, justice and sincerity. Confucius' thoughts have been developed into a system of philosophy known as Confucianism (儒家). It was introduced to Europe by the Jesuit Matteo Ricci, who was the first to Latinize the name as "Confucius."

Read last year in the China Daily:
Family Tree Of Confucius Has One And A Half Million Members
Women will be listed on the family tree of ancient Chinese philosopher Confucius for the first time in a radically updated version set to mushroom to 1.5 million members. [..] "We have to adapt to the times. Men and women are equal now," said Kong Dehong, a Confucius descendant in charge of updating the family tree, as saying.[…] The new family tree, the fifth such version (The last revision was completed in the 1930s, when the tree had 600,000 members.) will be edited and printed in 2009, on the 2,560th anniversary of the birth of Confucius.
The philosophy has enjoyed a resurgence in recent years often attributed to a moral void in Chinese society created by the nation's rush into capitalism.
The family tree is regarded as the world's biggest as it records more than 80 generations of the Confucius family.

Now the temple:
The Temple of Confucius in Beijing (Kong Miao) was initially built in 1302 and additions were made during the Ming and Qing dynasties. It covers a total area of 22,000 square meters (5.4 acres). It is the second largest temple constructed for Confucius, ranking second only to the Temple of Confucius in QuFu, ShanDong Province, the hometown of Confucius.

Today, the temple is a haven of tranquility with ancient cypress and juniper trees (one of the cypress trees is over 700 years old), halls, pavilions and stone steles.

Confucius was deeply concerned with how to cultivate good character, and then on the interaction of people in society. He felt it was important to lead by example and this influenced his interest in education, for which ethical development was the main goal.
Referring to his own way of learning, Confucius said "To hear much, select what is good and follow it" and "Study without thought is labor lost; thought without study is dangerous".

Inside the temple one can see 198 stone tablets positioned on each side of the first courtyard, containing 51,624 names of scholars who had reached the rank of JinShi during the Yuan (1271-1368), Ming (1368-1644) and Qing (1644-1911) dynasties. A JinShi is a successful candidate in the highest imperial examinations. Candidates for the exam had to undergo the rigorous procedure of being locked up in a small cubicle for 3 days while taking the examination, many of whom reportedly went mad or committed suicide during the experience.

There are also 14 stone stele pavilions of the Ming and Qing dynasties that detail precious historical information from ancient China.

In the adjoining Imperial College are 189 steles on which are chiseled the '13 classics'. This great work was achieved by just one main, Jiang Heng, a senior scholar at the time of emperor KangXi. It took him 12 years to complete cutting the 630,000 characters.

Because You Can Never Be Too Cautious...

...Melamine Update

Read in Time magazine:

The melamine-tainted milk products that sickened thousands of babies in China have turned up in an unlikely consumer product: Chinese-made chocolate and strawberry-flavored body spreads sold in British sex shop. Tainted “I love you” sets contained between 126 and 259 mg per kg of the chemical (more than 50 times the safe amount), according to Britain’s Food Standards Agency (FSA). This is a first,” the FSA noted on its website

You've been warned!

A Smart Way To...

...Sell A Smart?

China totally outdid Japan on this vending machine!!

Red is not my favorite color...but will do with it!

After popping a 1-RMB coin we were expecting a smart car (that would have been the best deal ever we would have gotten in China!) but we only received a branded cube containing information of the new models.

And On the 7th Day...

...She Rested

Nothing to say today but wanted to make a first on this Blog: 7 posts in 7 days. It hasn’t been seen on this Blog since… ever.

I’m exhausted, I’m taking a couple of days off … will be back soon

NB: Violaine, this will give you time to catch up on old posts

By the way…
Today is the third Thursday of November (I’m sure you are so happy to know that) so it’s the release of Beaujolais Nouveau.

A votre Santé, Tchin-Thcin, Cheers, Gambei!

Every year, over a million cases of Beaujolais Nouveau are shipped worldwide in preparation for the 12:01 AM release on the third Thursday of each November. Some say by the time that day is over, nearly half of the region's total annual production will be distributed and drunk around the world.
Over a million cases of Beaujolais Nouveau begin their journey through a sleeping France to Paris for immediate shipment to all parts of the world. Banners proclaim the good news: Le Beaujolais Nouveau est arrivé! "The New Beaujolais has arrived!" One of the most frivolous and animated rituals in the wine world has begun.
By the time it is over, over 65 million bottles, nearly half of the region's total annual production, will be distributed and drunk around the world. It has become a worldwide race to be the first to serve to this new wine of the harvest. In doing so, it has been carried by motorcycle, balloon, truck, helicopter, Concorde jet, elephant, runners and rickshaws to get it to its final destination. It is amazing to realize that just weeks before this wine was a cluster of grapes in a growers vineyard. But by an expeditious harvest, a rapid fermentation, and a speedy bottling, all is ready at the midnight hour. By French law, Beaujolais Nouveau is to be released no earlier than the third Thursday of November.
Beaujolais Nouveau began as a local phenomenon in the local bars, cafes, and bistros of Beaujolais and Lyons. Each fall the new Beaujolais would arrive with much fanfare. In pitchers filled from the growers barrels, wine was drunk by an eager population. It was wine made fast to drink while the better Beaujolais was taking a more leisurely course. Eventually, the government stepped into regulate the sale of all this quickly transported, free-flowing wine.
On a more technical note, the wine is strictly speaking, more properly termed Beaujolais Primeur. By French and European rules, a wine released during the period between its harvest and a date in the following spring, is termed primeur. A wine released during the period between its own and the following years harvest, is termed nouveau. Well, enough of that!
It is a triumph of marketing and promotion, mostly due to the efforts of Georges Duboeuf. The largest negociant in the region, he is a tireless promoter of Beaujolais and Beaujolais Nouveau. More than a fifth of his annual production, about 4 million bottles, is Beaujolais Nouveau. All in all, in the last 45 years, sales have risen from around a million bottles to more than 70 million bottles.
Apart from the fanfare, what makes Beaujolais Nouveau so popular? And especially in the U.S. where consumption of red wine is less than 30%? Simply put, Beaujolais Nouveau is as about as close to white wine as a red wine can get. Due to the way it is made -the must is pressed early after only three days- the phenolic compounds, in particular the astringent tannins, normally found in red wines, isn't there, leaving an easy to drink, fruity wine. This, coupled with the fact that it tastes best when chilled, makes for a festive wine to be gulped rather than sipped, enjoyed in high spirits rather than critiqued. As a side note, it makes a great transitional wine for anyone wanting to move from white to red wines.
Finally, the race from grape to glass may be silly, but half the fun is knowing that on the same night, in homes, cafes, restaurants, pubs, bars and bistros around the world, the same celebration is taking place. It hasn't the pedigree to be a classic wine, but it is always good. Any other opinion you may regard as boorish and uninformed.

911

...You Mean 999

How do you know your kids are in a British school?

When they come back home singing:

One One One is wrong
So is Two Two Two
Three Three Three and Four Four Four and Five Five Five won’t do!
The number that you need to get the proper line,
For Fire, Police and Ambulance is Nine Nine Nine